Great Master Kunley, a Buddhist Lama of the highest order, is known throughout Bhutan as the Divine Madman. Unconventional and outrageous, Kunley spent his 115 years on this planet drinking, singing, dancing, and fornicating his way into the people’s hearts and minds.
During his long life, he made it into the bed of countless young ladies, because Kunley was not only an irresistibly charming man; he was also endowed with a formidable phallus.
In fact, Kunley’s member was so magnificent that he used it to defeat the devil himself! Having presumably whacked Lucifer into submission, Kunley turned him in to a dog, which to this day lies buried beneath a stupa outside the Chimi Monastery in the Punakha Valley. Unlike other stupas, the Chimi stupa is painted in a dark colour to remind everyone that the devil lies beneath!
His penis now a sure-fire deterrent against evil, Kunley immediately became idolised by the good folk of the Punakha Valley, who, to this day, honour him with paintings of his manhood, in various stages of arousal, on the walls of every home in the valley. If you do not believe me check out the pictures at the end of this post!
The Chimi Monastery continues to benefit from Master Kunley’s membership. Countless childless couples from all over the world make the pilgrimage to the Chimi Monastery every year in the hope of improving their chances of conception. The remedy is simple: all a hopeful mother has to do in order to conceive is to carry a huge wooden penis around the temple three times in bright daylight!
There is no doubt whatsoever that the remedy works. Within the pages of a carefully guarded book inside the monastery, one can read letters from – and see the pictures of – the many happy and grateful couples, who, proudly displaying their newly produced offspring, have clearly benefitted from praying at the altar of Kunley’s formidable phallus.
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